Posted 3 hours ago

fasterfood:

yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

pfefferi:

the word radical reminds me of this cup

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(Source: njena)

Posted 4 hours ago

#SelFiiEsSsss

Posted 4 hours ago

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

Posted 4 hours ago

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

Posted 4 hours ago

starllex:

sometimes i get so mad i can just 

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Posted 5 hours ago

best movie

(Source: hansolo)

Posted 5 hours ago

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

Posted 7 hours ago

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

Posted 18 hours ago

that video of the long haired kid and the “future of this nation” speech is great

the comments on it are soo stupid though holy shit

Posted 18 hours ago

caffenespeaks:

the legend

(Source: waylie)

Posted 18 hours ago
ristopherrr replied to your post: why iris why
#sorrynotsorry

please log out eventually

thanks

Posted 18 hours ago
don’t forget to mention how much he loves feminism

eh

It’s sjw’s i hate

not feminism

Posted 18 hours ago

why iris

why